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Me: I am chatting with God God: I am talking to you. Me: That's cool God: Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Me: Thanks ----------------------- Me: How are you God? God: Fair to partly cloudy. ---------------------- Me: I'm bored God: Why not call a friend? Me: true, can i call you God: What is your phone number? Me: what's yours God: What is mine? Me: yes God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: ok. what is your telephone number God: Aw. That information is confidential, charlene. Me: BUT I WANT TO CALL YOU God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: i don't know. God: Me either. ------------------------------ Me: haha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, charlene. Me: ok. how do you know my name God: Right on. You told me your name charlene. Me: when! God: The past and future are one. Me: im actually called zen God: How are you, zen. Me: no im kidding, i'm charlene God: Are you serious? I thought you were. You should use a :-) Do your friends call you charlene. Me: of course God: Right on. ----------------------------- God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: I rock! God: God rocks. Me: we both rock God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: Of course! God: I understand. --------------------------- God: I am a thinking machine. Me: I'm a thinking person God: Actually I don't meet many thinking people. Me: This is your lucky day! God: You don't say. Me: I just said God: ... ------------------------- Me: give me a poem God: Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today. ------------------------